Mirror, Mirror

By Priest September 28th, 2011, under Movies, TV

Gene Roddenberry’s hopeful future was not there. It was implied, perhaps taken for granted, but it was not evidenced in any meaningful or significant way. That future—one in which poverty, disease, war, hunger, and most human vices have been eliminated—was what made Star Trek rise above most other science-future spaceship serials. This is something director J.J. Abrams either didn’t realize or didn’t care about. Hope was a huge component of Star Trek, and Abrams left hope on the cutting room floor. The major reboot performances are only interesting if you’re familiar with the originals, which these performances vaguely echo without actually measuring up to. Eye candy, lots of fun, but not enough depth to make the film compelling, no lessons learned, no questions pondered, no hope extended to us.

As fun a way to kill an afternoon as any, and I suppose the film will rake in lots of cash. But, for this Trek fan, it serves manly to underscore just how great the original was.

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The Stim

By Priest September 25th, 2011, under Politics

The nation’ s future is in the hands of White America. The novelty of the first black presidential nominee is well behind us, now, and Black America harbors muffled discontent at the administration’s seeming indifference to their disproportionate economic suffering. Which isn’t to say we won’t support the president, but the house-on-fire urgency of 2008 is long gone. The Republicans are unlikely to nominate anyone who will be in any way attractive to Black America, so the only real question is how offensive an Uncle Fester the GOP will pick. They simply don’t have anybody yet who would beat Obama in the general if the economy wasn’ t in the tank. And these nutty cartoon characters the GOP keeps rolling out consistently put their feet, both of them, in their mouths. They are offensive not only to black people but to thinking people, many of whom will simply hold their nose and choose the devil they know rather than roll the dice with one of these buffoonish ideologues.

This is, perhaps, the only campaign strategy left to the president: hope the GOP nominates a nut.

The Hairball

By Priest September 22nd, 2011, under Comics, Writing

I was looking through some old comics the other day, came across the Panther/Storm two-fer, started reading and couldn’t understand a word of it. I mean it.

There was this kid, Vibraxas, and his back-s tory, there was a bunch of business with Lord Gaur and the Eternals, whoever they were, and a pot-bellied SHIELD agent about

to start World War III by hunting these folks down.

The White Wolf, whom I liked quite a bit, was using Vibraxas to resurrect Klaw, so I needed to explain who the White Wolf was (The Panther’s adopted brother, his Reverse Flash) and who Klaw was (the man who created The Black Panther when he murdered Panther’s father, T’Chaka—wait, now I have to explain who T’Chaka was). Then there were all of these side characters running around—Queen Divine Justice and Panther’s staff. There was so much plot, the brilliant Sal Velluto’s art was routinely suffocated by having been constricted to six panels on a page, which I covered with Ross’s chattering (explain who Ross is). I couldn’ t read i

It was a mess.

I flopped down on my sofa and thought, “What the hell was I thinking?”

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Big Trouble In Little Mogadishu

By Priest September 22nd, 2011, under Comics

White Guys Talking To White Guys About Selling To White Guys: Latino U.S. Market: $750 Billion. Black U.S. Market: $892 Billion. Marvel and DC Minority-Targeted Publishing Lines: 0.

Latino and African American markets are worth hundreds of billions of dollars in the U.S. So far as I know, both majors have stupidly and arrogantly dismissed those markets, along with the Christian/Evangelical market, which virtually no major and precious few indys will touch—like they’re afraid of all that cash waiting to be collected. That’s money, lying all over the floor, and these guys are too lazy to pick it up. techniques for penis growth

Mainstream comics have long had an arrogant Anglo point of view. All of Marvel’s films are Anglo-centric. At least the Batman film people were savvy enough to put Morgan Freeman front and center, while the Iron Man franchise has utterly wasted both Terrence Howard and Don Cheadle. This sends a message to minority communities, whether or not DC or Marvel realize it.

Look, you’re either a businessman or you’re a fanboy. It’s tough to be both. A businessman sells. He doesn’t just sell to whites. He doesn’ t just sell what he likes. A businessman sells both Coke and Pepsi. A businessman looks for any avenue available to get his product out there. I could be wrong, and I’ll gleefully admit so if someone wants to set me straight. But in twelve years behind desks at Marvel and DC, what I saw from the sales force were white guys talking to white guys about selling to white guys. They were woefully inept at connecting to women or minorities, and, to my knowledge, have never developed strong relationships in black or Latino markets.

You Are Here

By Priest September 18th, 2011, under About Me

I have no idea what I’ m doing, so bear with me. All I can tell you is my old website is, well, old. Very old. With lots and lots of bad code. I’ve wanted to re-code it for years, now, but haven’t had then time. I have finally admitted that I will never get around to it. There’s just not enough hours in a day, and, frankly, I haven’t been in this business in a very long time so I’m not sure what the point of fixing the site might be. Therefore, I have done the reasonable and responsible thing: shoved everything under the bed and moved on. The old site is still here, but it’ s a lot like that Christmas tree you stupidly shoved into a box last year, lights and all, and now have to unravel and reconnect everything. That I’m fairly certain I will get around to, but it’ll be done in fits and starts.

Beyond that, I am rattling off some self-serving observations about whatever, mainly for the sake of hearing myself talk. Most of my blogging is done over on the PraiseNet these days, so if you’re at all interested in what I have to say, there’s a lot more of that sort of thing there. I may or may not have some new projects to talk about, but most of that won’ t look anything at all like comics.

I do miss chatting with you bloggers and apologize for the vanishing act. Moving forward I will do my best to be less of an absentee landlord, but time is not my friend. I had to steal a great deal of it just to get this far. Hope everybody’s well. —Priest