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I Hate Going To The Movies

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Sorry for the vanishing act, tied up with a client’s special event and investing a lot of time in my Earth II self over at PraiseNet.Org. I am planning to rebuild this blog (specifically) with something fancier hopefully sometime this month. I’d like to rebuild the whole site but who has the time…

No, haven’t seen Ultron thing yet, waiting to clear out the early fanboys; I despise going to the movies. Somebody always kicking my seat, some kid crying, up the stairs, down the stairs to the potty, somebody eating some hot meal with God-awful stench, people talking (my favorite), and candy in cellophane wrappers (why oh why?!); people constantly digging in, crackling the crinkly plastic instead of (d’huh) removing it and shoving it into their pocket or wherever.

I hate going to the movies. The sound in my home theater is usually 100% better, nobody’s kicking me. But you can’t beat that 40-foot screen (or IMAX). So, I tend to wait out the early crowds and then try and sneak in on a 10 AM Tuesday show. That’s where you’ll find me at the movies, when it’s just me and the folks from the senior center puzzled as to what they are looking at.

Anyway, more soon. Thanks DVD for the DUAL plug, and congrats on the new car.

–Priest

No, Really: Seriously, Now…

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

Ant-Man? *Ant*-Man?!? Seriously? They do Ant-Man before they produce a Black Panther film?! Really? *Scratches Head* I thought that was a joke—YouTube fan trail-er. *Ant* Man…

Looks Like They Finally Got It

Friday, March 20th, 2015

Just saw (or, well, paid attention to) a trailer from the new Avengers movie. Finally, Captain America’s costume doesn’t look so stoopit. They had it right in the first Cap film, I kind of liked the “Dark X-Men Cap” of Winter Soldier, but here it looks like they finally got the traditional Cap uniform to look and fit right, and even the helmet looks less goofy than previous.

It’s the little things that bother me.

Ultron sounds nothing at all like I’ve always imagined and i’m not sure I like “wise cracking Ulron.” The film looks great, I sincerely hope, with all that money and CGI up there on the screen, that they actually remembered to buy a script.

Ok, Just Heard It

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

Chadwick Boseman, whom I loved in “42” and paid to see six times in “Get On Up,” has been cast as The Black Panther. I actually didn’t know there *was* going to be a BP film, so ask me no Q’s because i don’t actually know anything and am not afraid to admit it. And, no, no one has reached out to me to consult on the script.

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JFK

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

Whether you love it or loathe it, Stone’s 1991 classic, JFK, is a masterpiece, a tour de force of filmmaking. Critics have labeled it a propaganda film, and I agree, but that hardly makes it any less brilliant. JFK is, hands down, my favorite film. I actually tend to think of it as a horror film, one more devastatingly nightmare-inducing than even the best Freddie Kruger or Jason film. It was the scariest movie I’d ever seen because I walked into the theatre as one person and left as another. I walked in thinking and believing one way and walked out terribly shaken and disturbed.

It was, I believe, a film a little before its time. I’m unsure in this cynical age if JFK would have been nearly as controversial in 2013 as it was in 1991. Stone is accused of undermining American trust in our national institutions, which is laughable considering an American president took us into a desert war under knowingly false pretenses. Haters tend to miss the forest for the trees, accusing Stone of manipulating if not outright brainwashing Americans, when brainwashing Americans is what Google, Facebook, and virtually all news media and advertising do twenty-four hours per day. The government lies to us all the time, don’t blame Oliver Stone for that. All of his critics miss the point of the true power of his brilliant masterpiece: it changed a nation. It forced an act of Congress. It got the planet talking about the assassination again. Name me five other American films in the history of cinema that did that.