January 1, 2013
I found the video clip below online today. I can’t begin to
tell you how many times something like this (of course, not this
extreme) has happened to me: people who discover I’m a writer
and want me to help them get their book published or break into
comics or whatever. And they hand me this huge stack to read and
call me every day. Last I was told, DC (and perhaps Marvel as
well) is no longer looking at pitches or sorting through
submissions. The editorial staff meets and decides what new
projects they want to do and then they invite select talent
(i.e. “names”) to pitch, presumably similar to how feature films
are launched. I don’t know much about it, but this sounds
incredibly stupid to me. I can rattle off dozens of big-name
writers and artists who all got their start by knocking on doors
and pitching, something (if I am understanding this new system
correctly) which is now frowned upon. Which makes me wonder how
many brilliant and exciting new guys and gals are being shut out
and how many brilliant new ideas are not being developed at the
major houses because now it’s all inbreeding—something it’s been
for many years but they’ve perhaps finally institutionalized it.
So, I don’t know how to help anybody break into comics. I’ve been trying to break into comics for 35 years. I certainly don’t know how to help anybody get their book published. And, like the beleaguered Mr. Newhart, below, I’m often too nice about presenting a realistic picture to people with a dream.
Writer's Blok:: I can't begin to tell you how many times I've been through this.
How To Break Into Comics: Make friends with somebody in comics.
There Once Was A Man From Nantucket...
Last week I spent a fairly excruciating hour with a client
trying to explain why something I wrote was good and the changes
he made to it were not. This is the terror of professional
writing: writing for people who are not writers. People who are
not writers do not necessarily understand the elements of style
or why certain words make certain vibrations when spoken or read
one after another. People who are not writers—and I don’t mean
that in the sense of being a “professional” writer as I myself
am only marginally a “professional” anymore—see only words on a
page without understanding the music and poetry that separates
imaginative writing from, say, a grocery list. Which inevitably
leads to a painful meeting where I’m trying to explain blank
verse, meter and style to someone who’d tuned me out at “Good
morning…” The most difficult task I’ve consistently undertaken
in professional life is explaining to people that writing is
hard and not everybody can do it. This is because most people
who assume writing is easy and/or that they can write just as
well as a professional usually do not respect the skill, craft
and, yes, art of writing. To these people, it’s all just typing
the letter “A.” This extends especially to the comics industry,
run mostly by guys who’ve never been a professional writer and
whose creative choices often show an alarming lack of respect
for writers as professionals and contempt for writing as an art
Every professional writer has encountered this business of being forced to defend something he or she wrote to a person empowered to change it to whatever they want it to be. The exchange, in this case, was so brutally inelegant that reading it (and being forced to adopt it moving forward as an ongoing theme) makes my head hurt. The client always assumes it’s ego, me defending my precious words. The exact opposite is usually true. People who write for a living are accustomed to abruptly drowning their children—abandoning their best work—because a client is unhappy with it. I never get so married to my own voice that I stop being “professional.” No, I was explaining that what I’d submitted was professional writing, and what he changed it into was not. This required me to not only invest time and energy writing the thing in the first place, but subsequently invest even more time and even more energy defending it. This is what creative services means. First you create it, then you defend it from people incapable of understanding the very explanation they’ve demanded from you. This is the essential premise behind the smash hit Mad Men, where the common wisdom often floated is that the thing that stands between an agency and good work is the client.
Back when I was writing comics, I discovered, to my chagrin, that the letter “A” looks exactly the same regardless of who types it. Brilliant writers, hack writers, non-writers: the letter “A” looks precisely the same. I also discovered that people who lack this particular gift of expression also lack much respect for it. Respect, I’ve found, comes in two distinct flavors: (a) the phony respect we offer up to people who pay us and (b) the more difficult kind of respect we show for things that exist in a realm beyond our own ability to comprehend. I have enormous respect for, say, pro golfers and people who paint landscapes. I understand neither discipline. I can be walked out to the water’s edge, beyond which I will happily defer to the experts in these fields. When I fly to New York on business, for example, I usually let the pilot fly the plane. I don’t come up there into the cockpit and start flipping switches.
With writing, though, everybody can type the letter “A.” And, rather than me falling in love with my own words, it is usually the client who does that. Why? Because they are usually not professional writers. They sell hair spray and dental floss, which is not to put down people who sell hair spray and dental floss but to point out there is a reason people hire professionals. Every word a client writes is precious and instantly set in fast-hardening cement. It's a little beyond their control: they are not disciplined enough to kill their children the way people who write for a living grow accustomed to. Hiring a professional and then interfering with their efforts to make you richer than you already are is just stupid. I don’t understand people who continue walking past the water’s edge until their hat floats.
At the end of the day, it’s all very simple: they don’t know anything about what I do, which is why they hired me to do it. And I have, somehow or another, failed to earn their trust, where they’ll wait patiently on the beach for me and trust me regarding things they simply do not understand. Instead, the golden rule kicks in: he who has the gold makes the rules. The standard becomes I’m Paying For This Therefore I Know Better, a heartbreaking lesson learned several times over in the Mad Men series, where clients turn down amazing and brilliant ideas because they don’t “get” it.
This is why I like driving busses. Driving a bus or delivering mail or stocking the shelves at Walmart provides precious rent money so you can be creative without having to put yourself through this. Every person I meet who wants to be a professional writer should understand how not-fun writing for a living can be and often is. Anytime you put your God-given gifts up for sale (or lease), you’re just asking for a headache.
Christopher J. Priest
1 January 2013
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